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“I used to work at a museum in Victoria. This one time I had a couple from the States come in and ask very earnestly for directions to Buckingham Palace.”
“Instead of just telling them they weren’t in the UK, I pulled out a map, grabbed a pen, got their undivided attention, and with a serious expression on my face, drew them directions to the airport, where I told them to get on a flight bound for London.”