10.
“Things were already kind of weird — we were semi-long distance (90 minutes), and I brought her roses, and she looked at them like I had handed her a dead rat. Later, she went to take a shower, and I found a legal pad where she was writing a letter to the guy. The only sentence I remember was ‘You have a tongue to die for.'”
“I listened to her answering machine (this was 1999), and he had left her a message that he couldn’t see her that night because a pump had ‘blowed up.’ When she came home, I asked her, incredulously, ‘You’re cheating on me with a guy that says ‘blowed up’?!?!”