The Golden Retriever Boyfriend Is Out And Hot Rodent Men Are In — Would You Consider These Men To Be “Sexy Rat” Boyfriends?

2024 has already been a big year for “medium attractive” men and it’s only getting better…for the rodent men.

By rodent men, I, of course, mean the new “hot rodent boyfriend” type that’s been circulating.

Here’s a quick breakdown of the typical “hot rodent boyfriend” features people recognize: unkept hair, lanky limbs, an angular face, and smaller eyes.

So, quick lesson out of the way, I need to know which celebs we’re coining as “rodent hot”: