Build A Stranger’s Dating App Profile To See If They’ll Actually Fall In Love

Before we get started, here’s a little info about me:

I’m 33 years old and am ideally looking for a long-term relationship (though I’m not opposed to some casual fun!). I’m not particularly into labeling sexualities, but for the sake of this experiment “bi” or “open” will probably be the best descriptor.

I’ve been a writer at BuzzFeed for a little over 11 years now, and in my free time I’m usually at the gym or the movies (if you’re also into the Oscars or are a fellow AMC A-List member or have a Letterboxd account then we’ll probably get along really well). I have three brothers, one of whom is an identical twin. Finally, um, don’t hate me, but I’ve never had mac ‘n’ cheese before.

Okay! I think that’s everything, so let’s get to it!